in the shower
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava. me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor. me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo? me: i'ma read the back of this. me: lather, rinse, repeat? me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time? me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick. me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before? me: eheheheheheheheheheh. me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF. me: did i already wash my hair? me: i think i did but i don't remember. me: i'ma do it again. me: FUCK I REPEATED. me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower. me: i bet it's awkward. me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way. me: okay time to get out. me: me: me: where the fuck is my towel. |
